Thursday, 1 March 2018

Word of the Day: Green Tea Bitches

"When the weather gets better, let's go to Lijiang together - but don't tell your wife."
Chinese can be a colourful language and nasty descriptions can be so apt sometimes.

One example is 绿茶婊 (Lǜchá biǎo) or "green tea bitches", which means a young woman who looks pure, fresh-faced, sugar-sweet, cute, and innocent-looking but is actually the total opposite.

Why are the called green tea? Because it is considered the purest type of tea that is made from fresh, unprocessed tea leaves. And so a green tea bitch is the deceptive combination of a woman having a good-girl appearance, but in reality is a total bitch.

She gives off the aura of a pretty-looking woman, a sweet talker who has the looks men have the hots for -- long, straight hair, and some make up to enhance their facial features. It doesn't hurt to show some skin.

Usually green tea bitches will badmouth other women, and are able to sweet talk unsuspecting men into emptying their wallets for meals and shopping until they get their credit card bill.

In short, men love them, women hate them.

Know any green tea bitches?

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